Dont know where this is from..but it is advice on life from kids. "Never smart off to a teacher whose eyes and ears are twitching."-Andrew, Age 9 "Wear a hat when feeding seagulls."-Rocky, age 9 "Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed in the morning."-Stephanie, age 8 "Don't flush the john when your dad's in the shower."-Lamar, age 10 "Never ask for anything that costs more than $5 when your parents are doing taxes."-Carrol, age 9 "Never bug a pregnant mom."-Nicholas, age 11 "Don't ever be too full for dessert."-Kelly, age 10 "When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?' don't answer him."-Heather, age 16 "Never tell your mom her diet's not working."-Michael, age 14 "Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat."-Joel, age 12 "When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone."-Alyesha, age 13 "Never try to baptize a cat."-Laura, age 13 "Never spit when on a roller coaster."-Scott, age 11 "Never do pranks at a police station."-Sam, age 10 "Beware of cafeteria food when it looks like it's moving."-Rob, age 10 "Never tell your little brother that you're not going to do what your mom told you to do."-Hank, age 12 "Remember you're never too old to hold your father's hand."-Molly, age 11 "Listen to your brain. It has lots of information."-Chelsey, age 7 "Stay away from prunes."-Randy, age 9 "Never dare your little brother to paint the family car."-Phillip, age 13 "Forget the cake, go for the icing."-Cynthia, age 8 "Remember the two places you are always welcome-church and Grandma's house."-Joanne, age 11 "When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents."-Matthew, age 12